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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 03:45

What movies have not aged well?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Diamonds Are Forever

Why is it common for guys to sleep with 10-20 women then marry a good girl?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Octopussy

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why do some films seem to date/age so badly?

From Russia With Love

Live and Let Die

Dr No

Why cant school buses ditch kids who are late to the bus at the school? Like on the way home, if a kid is late when all the others arrived to the bus on time, why cant they leave the late kid behind since its not fair to the on time kids to wait?

You Only Live Twice

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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-J W Pepper

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why are the bands Smashmouth and Nickelback often used as punchlines?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Goldfinger

A View to a Kill

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why was the rock band Kiss so successful?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Ah so!”

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What are some common examples of human hypocrisy?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-All the bad guys are black.

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

Moonraker

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.